you might be a farmer's wife:

If your name is taped to the side of a cakepan: (every big pan i own)

If you call the implement dealer and he recognizes your voice: (New Holland Ford Greenwitch, NY)

If the vet’s number is on the speed dial of your phone:

If you know how to change the flat on your car, but can’t because the spare is on a flatbed:

If your second vehicle is still a pickup:

If the folks in the Emergency Room have a pool going for your kids and it involves the type of injury and when it will occur: (UergentMED, Malta, NY)

If your husband has ever used field equipment to maintain your yard:

If you’re in the habit of buying foodstuffs in bulk: (The only way to buy food) 

If a "night out" involves the local 4-H club: (my BEST Activity)

If the word "auction" makes you tingle: (ever since my 1st one)

If you’ve ever washed your kids or the dishes with a pressure washer: (not yet)

If "picking rock" is considered a chance to get out of the house: (work out day's) 

If "wild game" reminds you of dinner and not the bedroom:

If "a little bit of lunch" involves 6 courses and a dessert made from scratch:

If the "fresh ingredients" your recipe calls for reminds you to do the chores:

If taking lunch to the field is as close as you get to a picnic: (every time this year)

If that pail with a hole in it is a flowerpot in the making:

If your rock garden was hand-picked:

If you can mend a pair of pants and the fence that ripped them:

If you’re on the lookout for new uses for "Jell-O":

If the shopping list in your purse includes the sizes of filters, tires, overalls, chains, belts, lights, cables, spark plugs or shotgun shells:

If "Farm", "Ranch", "Country", "Cowboy" or "Antique" is in the name of your favorite magazine:

If your tan lines are somewhere below your shoulder and above your elbow:

If "Lacey" or "Frilly" refers to a farm animal but not your nightgown:

If you ever went on a date to the rodeo:

If you’ve ever been grateful for fingernail polish, because it hides the dirt under your nails: (my dtr's new trick) 

If you’ve ever called your husband to supper, using a radio:

If you buy antiques because they match the rest of your furniture: (my dishes)

If being taken out to dinner has ever included a talk by a seed corn dealer: (One of the best Brother-IN- Law's ADAM)

If your driveway is longer than a stone’s throw:

If your mailbox looks like a piece of farm machinery: (not yet but my kids are making one)

If your kids’ wading pool has ever doubled as a stock tank, or vice versa: (yes, and now help's chicken's lay eggs) 

If the daily paper is always a day late: (what paper any more)

If you have a yard, but not a lawn:

If you have lots of machinery and each piece is worth more than your house: ( ugg YES!)

If the leaky barn roof gets fixed, before the leaky house roof:

If duct tape is always on your shopping list: (never ending) 

If the neighbor’s house is best viewed with binoculars:

If the directions to your house include the words, "miles," "silos," "last," or "gravel road": (Just past the red Barn)

If the tractor and the combine have air conditioning and an FM radio but your car doesn’t:

If your storage shed is a barn:

If you measure travel in miles not minutes:

If your farm equipment has the latest global positioning technology and you still can’t find your husband:

If you consider "hot dish" a food group: (every Summer)

If your husband says, "Can you help me for a few minutes?" and you know that might be anywhere from a few minutes to six hours:

If you plan your vacations around farm shows: (we do this all the time)

If Zaa Zaa Gabor is on your list of "Most Admired Persons":

If grass stains are the least of your laundry problems:

If your refrigerator contains medicine, livestock medicine:

If your car’s color is two-toned and one color is gravel road brown:

If you knew everyone in your high school: ( I only wish I had 500 people in my class)

If you’ve ever grown your own wall decorations:

If you’ve entertained the romantic notion of living in an old, country farmhouse with a fireplace, but gave it up because firsthand experience tells you that it’s cold, drafty, smoky and sooty:

If you use newspapers to help keep the kitchen floor clean:

If you’ve ever said, "Oh, it’s only a little mud.": (every time it rain's)

If you need a pair of vice grips to run a household appliance:

If your husband gave you flowers, but you had to plant the seeds yourself:

If you've used the loader to reach the windows when they needed washing:

If you’ve ever used a broom to shoo a critter: ( my dam Chicken's)

If you’ve ever discovered a batch of kittens in your laundry basket:

If dinner is at noon and lunch is before and after dinner:

If you don't need the recipe to make Rice Krispies bars: (there a recipe)

If you shovel the sidewalk, with a skidsteer loader:

If you can find a use for that old tractor seat: ( new chair int he house)

If you've ever found mice in the underwear drawer: ( never)

If quality time with your hubby means you'll have a flashlight in one hand and a wrench in the other:

If you know the difference between field corn and sweet corn:

If you buy your husband's "dress" socks at TSC:

If family "pets" include deer, coons, squirrels, foxes or birds:

If you can make a meal that can be ready in six minutes and will still be ready in two hours:(the never ending crock-pot) 

If your basement is really a cellar: (love to keep veggies in it all winter long) 

If "sharing a cab" has nothing to do with a taxi and everything to do with getting across the field:  

If your job in town is considered a farm subsidy: (I wish I work at State Farm at least it's a farm)